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Protocolul de la Kyoto

Uncategorized @ 17 July 2007
Protocolul de la Kyoto:
toată lumea joacă loto.
Protocolul de la Riga:
cei ghinionişti cîştigă.
Pacea de la Trianon:
cei băftoşi au ghinion.
Tratatul de la Versailles:
dacă nu cîştigi, tot ai.
Cei care mai speră – bravos,
întrunească-se la Davos.

44 Responses to Protocolul de la Kyoto

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    pactul de la helsinki:
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  2. textier Says:

    Pactul din Varşovia:
    … că nu vor mai învia.

  3. BANATEANU Says:

    Romanul s-a nascut poet, nu?

  4. textier Says:

    (clauza de la Bechet)

  5. filip Says:

    Prostata

    (inainte ma duceam foarte des la toaleta. dar de cand iau
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    nu mai ies deloc de acolo)

    Peretele din baie, dreapta sus,
    E plin de apa, varul mi s-a dus.
    Conducta-i sparta ca o voce de prostituata,
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    Gandindu-ma cum sa-l repar usor,
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    Si-n pripa am dat drumul la cacat.

    Peretele din baie dreapta sus
    Imi tot revine-n minte, nesupus.
    Cu ochi holbati, picioare tremurande
    Il studiez, vreau sa-l repar… dar unde?

    Peretele din baie dreapta sus
    E plin de apa, v-am mai spus
    Iar eu stand pe veceu cu pantalonii-n vine
    Ma-ntreb retoric:”Eu ma ridic… Scapa-ma-voi pe mine?”

  6. textier Says:

    haios, dar nu respecta tema
    (rezolutia de la Viena)

  7. filip Says:

    de vrei sa-ti deschida poarta
    fii-le ospatar la malta
    (…de nu s-o tine la ialta)

  8. textier Says:

    deschida-ti vecina moarta
    sa-i repari conducta sparta
    (codul de la marea moarta)

  9. MoniK Says:

    Tratatul de la Verdun…
    Dar mai bine nu va spun!

  10. MoniK Says:

    Pacea de la Karlowitz:
    Sa cititi toti Gombrowicz!

  11. textier Says:

    Pactul de la Salonic:
    Ascultaţi-o pe Monik.

  12. MoniK Says:

    Tratatul de la Berlin:
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